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shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT



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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus


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No One's Here To Sleep (Feat. Bastille)
Naughty Boy - Hotel Cabana (1,716)

iamthecutelawyer:

(Song played at the endscene of How To Get Away With Murder; 1x4 “Let’s get to scooping.”



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justjasper:

the difference between hearing someone say “all genders” rather than “both genders” is actually staggering


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foxxypants:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

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Oh my god,
haleycomet
can we do this some day?

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dexmanning:

How to deal with your mistakes:

image

How NOT to deal with your mistakes:

image




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croctus:

THE ASEXUAL AGENDA: educate as many people as possible on asexuality so nobody has to feel lost and broken and bad about who they are ever again



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No, I mean you move the TARDIS. Like Addams Family.


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vardpup:

ok that’s cool but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep


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  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*